End of Year Top 10s. "They’re usually nine items too long."

Students who wear shorts and t-shirts on really cold days. “This nonsense makes us irrationally angry.”

That new show on Netflix. “Nope. The other one is better.”

The classic Lafayette question: NYC or Philly? “Funny you should ask: try Binghamton.”

Meta-jokes. "Nobody likes them. Just stop it."

iOS 11. "I wasn’t using that iPad anyway."

 Twitter's new 280 character limit. "You only really need six words."

  People who say "a scissors" instead of "scissors." "Don’t get us started on this."

The phrase “I can’t even.” Technically it’s not true. You can.

Rain. "Enough already with the wanton destruction."

Dorm fridge. "Uselessly small, energy hog, why bother."

Star Wars nerds. "Complaining about inaccurate reviews since Khan."