Weeks after Easton’s ceasefire resolution somehow failed to yield results in the Middle East, Geoff Labe, of all people, dropped a surprise announcement on the campus community.
College President...
Following what some have called “childish decisions” from Boob Sell and The Gang, the college has decided to revamp the Board of Trustees. These new “young and fascinating” trustees stepped into...
Cornelius Van Wickle Vanderbilt ‘33 considers himself a pioneer. In the spring of 1829, he became one of the first four Lafayette College students but gets absolutely no recognition due to the woke masses...
In our most recent weekly interview with Kamala Harris, the vice president revealed that she really likes dining at hibachi restaurants. Upon learning this, Lafayette College pledged to demolish the entirety...
Inspired by the French connections of the school’s namesake and following violent protests from students of Greek ancestry, Lafayette’s Greek life program is rebranding as French life.
“The protests...
The Student Government executive board finally made good on a campaign pledge to pay itself. The math was simple: take the $1 billion endowment, divide it by six and gift it to the most ineffective leaders...
A shocking revelation has left the campus in shambles: McCartney II is not being built with steel but red velvet cake.
The startling revelation occurred after college President Nicole Hurd drove her...
The bespectacled members of the new English honors society, Sigma Tau Delta, were given a scare during their Monday meeting when Lafayette Reproductive Something or Other, or L-RAJE, burst through the...
Four Lafayette students vacationing in Maine for spring break decided to travel across the border for an academic and cultural experience unlike any other: purchasing Tim Hortons coffee.
“I thought...
To the Lafayette community,
Since our power-hungry business manager sold the paper to Rupert Murdoch last week, we have decided to look inward and confront our flaws. That is why, effective immediately,...
This week, The Scoffayette had the rare opportunity to speak to the one and only Pardee Bat — the infamous winged figure who has taken up residence in the alien world that is the Pardee Hall attic.
The...
After a dismal start to the season, the baseball team has an exciting announcement. According to Head Coach Cracker Jack, the program has signed an exciting new prospect who is ready to make waves around...
