College President Nicole Hurd really can’t catch a break.
In a year plagued with a no-confidence vote, tuition increases and a vice presidential debate doomed from the start, Hurd is being called...
By Cocaine Bear, Giver of Many GAFs
• March 28, 2025
Kirby House residents flooded the Public Danger emergency number with reports of deep unease and anxiety on Thursday. Something was terribly wrong when they stepped outside to the Quad, but they couldn’t...
In an unprecedented move that experts are calling “unhinged” and “absolutely typical,” President Donald Trump issued an executive order on Thursday banning nouns, citing a long history of “very...
In response to a disastrous start to the season, the baseball team made two call-ups to bring the boom to its lineup. The program has signed up-and-coming prospects Big Justice and The Rizzler in hopes...
Across the hall from you during the hours of 12:45 a.m. to 4:30 a.m. is Lafayette College’s hottest new act.
“It’s about the music for me,” said Hugh Ash Hole ‘26, who held his out-of-tune...
By Cocaine Bear, Giver of Many GAFs
• March 28, 2025
President Chump, sorry, Trump, recently used his favorite Mr. Sketch scented marker (Licorice) to sign away the Department of Education, ensuring illiteracy for every child in Alabama. So where’s all...
Dear editor,
Those who regularly read The Lafayette may have seen article after article chronicling high-profile departures from the Hurd administration. For those who do not see this painted picture...
Lafayette College has announced a minor tweak to its signature slogan — no, it's not “Cur Non.”
“This year, we are inviting our family to discover the power of ‘WITH,’” documentary producer...
The (sport) team (X-X Patriot League, X-X overall) ________ its (number) games last week, falling to (opposing team) (X-X Patriot League, X-X overall) on Saturday and (opposing team) (X-X Patriot League,...
By Angry Ferret, Mildly Exhausted
• March 28, 2025
Since the dawn of the Lafayette College parent Facebook group, parents have been able to annoy, embarrass, irk, vex, exasperate, pester, irritate and inform their children in new ways.
Here are those...
By AB, Student Government President
• March 28, 2025
A report from Alex Brown, the president of Lafayette College’s Student Government, on new changes to Student Government operations:
Due to unavoidable constitutional constraints (which, frankly, we...
Lafayette College President Nicole Hurd announced Thursday that, effective immediately, all empty administrative positions will be filled by a horse. The interim horse.
“What’s in motion is already...
