A group of Lafayette College administrators stood in a circle on the Quad, flying French flags and saddling hobby horses like those very impressive competitive professionals. It’s a symptom of “Bicentennial...

Lafayette College announced Wednesday that the entirety of its $1.2 billion endowment has been lost, eaten up by a couple of bets on the prediction market app Kalshi. The finance division confirmed...

An up-and-coming evil supervillain Michael Crappoopshitlin announced Monday that Scammell Industries’ plans to construct a one-million-acre evil lair were “unjustly thwarted” by basic environmental...

Several members of fraternity and sorority life were involved in a convoluted scheme to brutally murder innocent Eastonians, setting a downtown hotel on fire, resulting in injuries and major property damage...

A 200-story nuclear bunker beneath Lafayette College President Nicole Hurd’s personal residence is progressing on schedule, she revealed Tuesday. The bunker is, of course, part of the college’s “master...

Lafayette College athletic rosters have been hollowed out by a recently-installed portal to another dimension in Kirby Sports Center, sucking in unwilling passersby from the football and men’s basketball...

Secaucus Rutherford Kirby III — yes, like that Kirby, what other one is there? — passed away on Tuesday from what was probably history’s first Ozempic overdose, authorities said. He was 67, or 69....

“I was three months clean — three months!” an empowered voice exclaimed into the dimly lit basement of 635 High St. “I don’t know what happened, the running water, or maybe because I forgot my...

Lafayette College has officially secured its spot as the top college residential experience in the country, a ranking that absolutely no one has ever questioned. This ranking comes from the National...

After holding Student Government President Allo Beeswax ‘28 at gunpoint to become an official student club, Lafayette College's Turning Point USA chapter is looking to expand membership to the next generation. “Gotta...

Freshman freestyle skier Randy Bobandy had dreams of dominating the slope when he joined the ski and snowboard team. However, he was not ready for the team’s more extracurricular activities. “Since...

In the wake of public outrage about its allegedly AI-generated social media campaign, Milo’s Place denied, denied, denied, stating that it would never jeopardize the goodwill it’s built with Lafayette...