By Flo Henderson

Sparked by a seemingly overactive stream of “Information Promotions” emails Tuesday afternoon, an investigation discovered that the person in charge of the email address is actually not a person at all.

Officials report a monkey was found in a back room of Markle Hall, literally banging his head against a keyboard causing nine emails to be sent out campus wide within half an hour.

The monkey has since been removed from the premises but is expected to return later in the week with reminder emails.