By The Scoffayette Editorial Board|March 31, 2023
Editor’s note: This is a satire article featured as part of our annual Scoffayette issue.
Scoffayette
Student Government Budget Committee beat to death: Happiness Club, SMAC to blame
Scott T. Pippin to take over as head men’s basketball coach
Hurd exposed as AI
Alum donates millions to scholarship for straight white men
Chi Phi party empty after no one solves their riddles three
Dance, cheer shut down due to war crimes
New Wattpad writing major introduced
Milo’s ends underage drinking
Letter from the Editor
Hurd says all administrators to be named Nicole by 2026
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