If I ever get proposed to, I want the person I marry to walk across a foggy field at dawn to apologize for his aunt’s behavior à la Mr. Darcy in Joe Wright’s 2005 adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic...

Isabella Gaglione ‘25, Editor-in-Chief 2024 Election Day on campus by The Lafayette Staff I have never been prouder than seeing this story come together. We had news, culture, sports editors and...

Several international students at Lehigh University have had their visas revoked by the Trump administration, according to the school’s student newspaper on Thursday. It is unclear when and why the visas...

Lafayette College President Nicole Hurd announced Thursday that, effective immediately, all empty administrative positions will be filled by a horse. The interim horse. “What’s in motion is already...

The athletic department announced on Monday that it unearthed a plot to “curse” all 23 Division I sports teams at the school. Sophomore lacrosse player Mac Beth was walking to his dorm in the Fishers...

New “PDA Pods” were installed in Skillman Library and the lower atrium of Farinon College Center last week receiving glowing reviews from the campus community. “We knew it was time when crusty...

In a coordinated raid at Hogg Hall Interfaith Chapel Thursday evening, Public Danger apprehended dozens of students tied to an underground bullying network jointly orchestrated by leaders of The Happiness...

The athletic department revealed the school's new plan for improving the performance of Lafayette’s sports teams. “Starting next week, the on-site reporter for The Scoffayette will be publicly executed...

In place of ye olden Bon Appetit Murray's Chicken, Parkhurst Dining has introduced an alternative, "Murray’s Mice," after avian flu killed off all birds. “Yeah, they're all gone,” Chris Blahahahahaha,...

The Scoffayette decided to use its limited daylight hours and even more limited Student Government-issued budget to settle the ultimate debate once and for all: what’s the fastest way to Marquis Hall? “I...

I had the opportunity to get my hands on the book that puts the Gutenberg Bible to shame, “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.” To be blunt, this is by far the most confusing, mind-blowing piece of literature...