In light of the faculty no-confidence vote and Board of Trustees full-confidence vote in college President Nicole Hurd, many student organizations followed suit in voting on their own trust in the president. Here are some of the results:
Equestrian — No confidence
“Why does she have dogs and not horses? The Quad could house at least 13 of them.”
Lafayette College Republicans — Confidence
“She’s not standing up to Trump. Good!”
Fashion Society — No confidence
“No confidence in that one bright pink suit.”
Marquis Players — Confidence
“She brought that Hamilton guy to campus!”
Astronomy Club — No confidence
“Pisces. Emotional.”
Editor’s note: The Scoffayette has since learned that astronomy and astrology are not the same. We are sorry.
LaFFCo — Confidence
“Tomatoes!”
Film Society — No confidence
“Documentary was mid.”
Athlete Ally — Confidence
“We’re named after her, actually!”
Crew — No confidence
“Erg erg. Erg, erg erg erg. Erg.”
Delta Tau Delta fraternity — Confidence
“We’re feminists, too.”
Editor’s note: This is a satire article featured as part of our annual Scoffayette issue.