The (sport) team (X-X Patriot League, X-X overall) ________ its (number) games last week, falling to (opposing team) (X-X Patriot League, X-X overall) on Saturday and (opposing team) (X-X Patriot League, X-X overall) on Wednesday.
“Even though we’ve lost every game against a Patriot League team this season, we’ve been working really hard,” senior captain _________ said. “If we keep putting in the work, I think we can win the Patriot League championship.”
The game on Saturday started slow for the Leopards, as they conceded X (goals/points/runs) in the first few minutes of regulation.
“I’m just really proud of this team,” junior (position) _________ said. “We can’t control what the other team is going to do, but we can control us.”
The Maroon and White scratched back to a X (goal/point/run) deficit but the (opposing team’s mascot) were able to finish the game comfortably.
“Looking forward to the rest of the season, we just have to keep working,” _______ said. “We think we’re playing better than any Lafayette team has before.”
The Leopards also lost their Wednesday night game, (final score).
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