Lafayette College President Nicole Hurd announced Thursday that, effective immediately, all empty administrative positions will be filled by a horse. The interim horse.
“What’s in motion is already...
The athletic department announced on Monday that it unearthed a plot to “curse” all 23 Division I sports teams at the school.
Sophomore lacrosse player Mac Beth was walking to his dorm in the Fishers...
By Queen of Kale, Find me in the woman hole
• March 28, 2025
New “PDA Pods” were installed in Skillman Library and the lower atrium of Farinon College Center last week receiving glowing reviews from the campus community.
“We knew it was time when crusty...
By Mega Fetus, pingüino número uno
• March 28, 2025
In a coordinated raid at Hogg Hall Interfaith Chapel Thursday evening, Public Danger apprehended dozens of students tied to an underground bullying network jointly orchestrated by leaders of The Happiness...
By Nude Egg, Hash-Slinging Slasher
• March 28, 2025
The athletic department revealed the school's new plan for improving the performance of Lafayette’s sports teams.
“Starting next week, the on-site reporter for The Scoffayette will be publicly executed...
In place of ye olden Bon Appetit Murray's Chicken, Parkhurst Dining has introduced an alternative, "Murray’s Mice," after avian flu killed off all birds.
“Yeah, they're all gone,” Chris Blahahahahaha,...
By Cocaine Bear, Giver of Many GAFs
• March 28, 2025
The Scoffayette decided to use its limited daylight hours and even more limited Student Government-issued budget to settle the ultimate debate once and for all: what’s the fastest way to Marquis Hall?
“I...
By pwincess, witerawwy asking for feet pics
• March 28, 2025
I had the opportunity to get my hands on the book that puts the Gutenberg Bible to shame, “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.” To be blunt, this is by far the most confusing, mind-blowing piece of literature...
The Lafayette won six 2025 Student Keystone Media Awards from the Pennsylvania NewsMedia Association.
In the Division II category for four-year colleges and universities with enrollment under 10,000...
Looking for a Valentine's Day gift, admittedly last-minute but thoughtful, nevertheless? The Earthen Goat has pottery as unique as its name.
“The main goal is adding an artistic but functional product...
Student Government is turning its vacancy luck around with 13 new general body representatives for the 2025-26 year.
“They are all very good people,” Student Government President Alex Brown ‘26...
2024 at Lafayette College was cluttered with change and disagreement but buoyed by a number of firsts.
The first student-led theater department show. The field hockey team's first Patriot League championship...
