On the Spot: Big Questions

Where were you on January 6, 2021? 

“Me when your mom and then she … when your mom goes and …. and she … when she goes … yeah.”

What are your thoughts on assisted suicide? 

“I will require no assistance.”

Do it jiggle? 

“If you pay enough.”

Pick one global geopolitical issue and describe how the conflict can be applied to the three theories of international relations. Answer the prompt in 4-5 pages.

“There are a myriad of theoretical nuances and widespread intricacies of this query … The complex intersections, dynamics and juxtapositions of the systemic, sociopolitical microcosm are far-reaching.”

Editor’s note: This is a satire article featured as part of our annual Scoffayette issue.