On Thursday, the college assumed ownership of The Lafayette Inn, a bed and breakfast on Monroe Street with a rich history intertwined with Lafayette’s own nearly two hundred year past.   Steele Andrews,...

Last Thursday, an armed individual flashed a firearm at a student at an off-campus house on Cattell Street, startling the campus community and prompting a campus-wide email from Public Safety. According...

All clubs must have at least 20 active members and a full-time college employee advising them according to a new policy released by the Office of Student Involvement. The new requirements are set to go...

The glowing blue lights dotting the campus, with boxes affixed to them containing emergency phones linked to Public Safety, are supposed to provide security for those in unsafe situations. Some have said,...

Since the evening of March 22, a number of Muslim students have abstained from food and water from dawn to sunset while observing Ramadan. Muslim students say that while there have been vast improvements...

As the COVID-19 pandemic led many colleges to adjust their admissions process, standardized testing was deprioritized at many schools, including Lafayette. Now, after a year of being test-optional for...

To the Lafayette community, We the editorial board are pleased to announce our endorsement of unsafe sex. Condoms? Shameful. Gonnorhea? Spectacular. We hate our Oxford commas, but we hate using protection...

Last Tuesday, philosophy professors got into a violent brawl that resulted in two deaths and several casualties.  “It got completely out of hand,” department head Professor Leo McOwen said. “We...

Last week, The Scoffayette learned that the men’s lacrosse players are actually battery-operated bots.  The tip came about after sophomore attack Slush SquarePants’s circuit box backfired and he...

As the weather gets warmer and the flowers start blooming, everyone’s mental health takes a turn for the better – right? Not necessarily. “Spring can often come with increased pressures,”...

On March 15, Charlotte Nunes, the interim dean of libraries, was given the dean of libraries job. Nunes, who has served as the interim dean since last year, was selected to continue her role after a nationwide...

On Feb. 27, Interim Vice President for Enrollment Management Forrest Stuart was announced to be the permanent leader of the division. “I gladly accepted,” Stuart wrote. “It was a great opportunity...