Last weekend I made a mistake that was second only to not accepting Kate Upton’s marriage proposal: I failed to attend Lafayette’s first ever Derby Day. I would’ve strutted my stuff in my plaid button-down,...
In a world, where a billionaire owner of an NBA team can say racist remarks and not expect to be the next victim of Powell to the People, comes the saga of one man.
The story begins when the man gets...
Lafayette College was recently featured in the New York Times. Two of our academic elite made headlines for contributing to a “Bold Drug Enterprise at Affluent Pennsylvania Schools.” I for one am outraged...
Just when I thought social media hype couldn’t get any worse, the universe shovels Yik Yak onto my doorstep. Labeled as a medium to share information with other local users of the app, the only information...
Each week, columnist Cameron Powell will find the weirdest news he possibly can and give you his take on it. This is Powell to the People.
Who needs an exterminator when you’ve got fire? This is a question...
By Cameron Powell ‘17 | Staff Writer
School newspaper humorist Cameron Powell of The Lafayette has been officially diagnosed as clinically insane.
After a near decade of telling people this very fact,...
Graphic by Tom Parsons ‘15
Kim Jong-un has reportedly passed a law that states that all men in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang have to get haircuts identical of that of their leader.
As if being...
Anti-LGBTQ pastor Scott Lively has done it again. He has made yet another brilliant deduction in regards to the gay community.
Through intense reasoning, he has come to the conclusion that gay people...
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Since 1985, upon seeing the science fiction classic Back To The Future, every boy and his grandmother has coveted Marty McFly’s signature hover board. They’ve all...
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You know how bronze medal winners are happier than the silver medal winners? Bronze winners feel like, “Yeah I made it!” Gold winners go, “Yeah I’m...
The Russian Olympic hockey team is dead. No. That’s a lie. Some of the players escaped the firing squad, but were later captured and sent expressly to the Gulag after a defeat to the U.S. this past weekend.
It...
